A cheeky young drake called Chris
World-famous for taking the p*ss
Has placed on his head
An apple, it's said
Let's hope the archers don't miss!
While ducklings were snoring and napping
The ducks were flapping and quacking
For there in their house
Was Little Blue Mouse
Re-booting her laptop and tapping.
For more fun and games with limericks go to knatolee.blogspot.com - you are sure to have a chuckle.